Top Cringiest Bumble App Screenshots of the Week (May 19, 2023)

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elina lee
May 19, 2023 1:00 PM EDT

If there's one thing we know about dating apps it's that they're a total $hit show. It doesn't matter whether it's Bumble, OkCupid, or Tinder - you can bet your booty that every single one of them is crawling with freaks and weirdos. But hey, we're not here to judge. God knows we're nowhere near perfect so we fit in just right. 

Some people search for long-term love and an epic romance, while others are for casual hookups or friends with benefits at best. It may take some time and a whole lotta swiping but once in a blue moon, you'll find yourself matching up with a total local cutie who you'd probably never meet in the real world. And that's when you'll believe in love again. 

But until that moment comes, we're back with our weekly segment of the top cringiest Bumble App screenshots of the week. Have a swipe and happy cringing! 

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  • 01

    'Whatever dude'

    Font - About me I'm from India. Came here to lose my virginity. And also to work
    via u/Majestic-Mouse7108
  • 02
    Font - About me 25 | fem leaning | switch | NB | partnered and polyam | t4t | fully vaxxed. looking for my friends (or enemies.) to lovers slow burn irl I'm so over small talk tell me something random and intense
    via u/LetsTryThisAgain202
  • 03

    'At this point, why not just not have a bio'

    Font - About me Error 404: bio not found 。
    via u/rosiemartin456
  • 04

    'Not often do my dumb lines hit… lol'

    Font - 6:54 < woof bark Today thats really funny .LTE 21 : My dawggg Good girl, now let me go get the peanut butter Holy shit, a talking dog Delivered
    via u/Ticklepickler6996
  • 05

    'My name "Antriksh" means "space" in my language. So this is how a girl opened'

    Font - Yesterday So were your parents big space nerds or is your name antriksh because you are out of this world? I wasn't before but now I am! That's a 10/10 first comment Which secret special school did you go to train to be a flirt? Did you sneak into an all-boys school? Because I swear no other girl has been to this school Antriksh Which secret special school... Well the founder of the school doesn't really need to sneak into the school soo And well it's nerdy flirting so not everyone gets i
    via u/Forsaken-Currency404
  • 06

    'Sigh.'

    Font - 12:01 = S bumble The end. 17 § % Amateur bathroom singer touring the world and winging it in the private human flesh transportation business (I fly people around in their jets). I like nerds, but easily tolerate normal people too. Enjoy eating out, not only in a restaurant.
    via u/drumadarragh
  • 07
    Font - About me Hi there! ENM I'm married and a mom of two littles. I'd love new friends, a *clean* FWB, & I'm open to connections. Let's do something fun while we break the ice!
    via u/LetsTryThisAgain202

    'Fam. it's like every other profile, I'm not even kidding. Some of them I swiped left and forgot to screenshot, and like 20% of the rest are empty bios'

  • 08
    Font - About me Pansexual, Partner and I have an open relationship. Down for anything and at the very least looking for a few more friends. Into video games, tabletop wargaming, anime and some generic nerd shit. I have many dying house plants and a kitten
    via u/LetsTryThisAgain202
  • 09

    'My dude… lmao'

    Font - < BURRITO GUY Mar 1, 2023 I shall try California burritos It is so delicious, it'll make you never wanna go back to chipotle Mar 2, 2023 I never touch Chipotle. So sounds more than good to me haha Today ... Send me something that'll make my dick stand Delivered
    via u/OrganicGas4568
  • 10
    Font - About me Funny hehe not funny haha - a real chuckle andy. stoner mustache lover shoegaze enjoyer Take me to your favorite local show? non-monogamist; i date/hookup solo! If romance isn't our vibe, let's be friends :3
    via u/LetsTryThisAgain202
  • 11
    Font - About me No other way to say it but I'm here for female companionship, in hopes of completing a fantasy of eating a girl in front of him. I know it's bold but honestly been on my mind.
    via u/LetsTryThisAgain202
  • 12
    Yellow - About me People often tell me there is a light at the end of the tunnel, and I have to remind them its another train In an open relationship Let's overthrow the government and start a leftist commune Weirder simply means more interesting Massive history nerd Metal head
    via u/LetsTryThisAgain202

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